A good read...?

I was just noticing my book shelf and how my collection of books may or maynot define me. Its not a large collection mind you, but it is growing. From paper backs to college text books there seems to be a bit of everything here. "Life's Little Instruction book" volumes I, II and III. All four of Tolkien's ring series, a new set I got for Christmas a few years ago, never been read. I see authors like Terry Brooks, Penn and Teller, Alan Dean Foster, Dr. Laura, Pauline Reage. Next to my "Boy Scout Handbook" is "The Fine Art of Flirting". I have several "For Dummies" and "Idiot's Guide" books; Photography, Bartending, Dating to name a few. My "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" graphic novel is still in tact. I should pull out some of the many cook books I have and put them to some use. The Chilton manual for my Toyota to prove I'm a closet gear-head. Leftover role play game books from my original Geek days. A sign language dictionary that I should brush up on... I think I'll browse through my "Little Zen Companion" today.

Just a few of what's on my book shelf, what does that say about me?

What's on your book shelf?